Thursday, September 11, 2003

And now for something completely different...

Do NOT get that new AquaFresh toothpaste, the "Extreme Clean". If you are thinking about it, don't.

While it actually does get one's mouth veryveryclean indeed, it tastes, exactly, precisely, like ass.

Well, more like a combination of pine sol, listerine and luden's menthol cough drops (y'know, the ones that taste like mothballs mixed with molasses?).

I don't want to have to wash my mouth out 3x to get the taste of my toothpaste off my my poor assaulted tongue.

BLEAH. I want my 5 bucks back.

Oh, yeah, it's expensive, too.

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